- Can you tell me the way to the Castle, please ?
- Yes of course, dear : you go straight on until you get to the roundabout and turn first right then second left. Follow the road round as far as the Queen's Head and then you have to take the right fork anf keep straight on, past the dogs' home, don't go right there it's a dead end, but go straight across the square and you'll come to a flight of steps that lead to the one way system. But you can't go down, there turn immedidiatly left by the Flower stall then, ask again...
- Taxi !